I know some teams use their clubhouse for functions(after all,it's a way of getting some extra dosh coming in) but that is not the way to treat the loyal fans who turn up each week,regardless of the weather !

Take your own beer !?

I can just imagine the stewards on the gate letting people in with cans and bottles

Elf 'n Safety and all that!
Clubs are duty bound (by law) to provide toilet facilities for the handicapped,so they better have second thoughts on that decision,otherwise they could find themselves in the soft brown smelly stuff(literally!)
Finally,who gets married in the football season anyway ? Should be a law against it !
